I’m on a crowded festival with one of my lovers. I’m chilling in the campervan as suddenly I’m hit with a wave of serious urgency. I need to shit NOW! I’m helplessly squirming and moaning, wondering what I should do. The toilets are way too far, I will probably not make it to them!

I give in and release an ENORMOUS long thick girthy stinky log right on the camper table. Phew, what a huge relief! Now I can relax and chill out, enjoying the smell and the sight of this wonderful monster log. Then, my unsuspecting lover comes in. He’s incredibly shocked by the sight and smell of the log! Secretly I’m really enjoying that… He quickly escapes as the smell is just too strong.