Enthusiastically I tell you I’m feeling a great urgency to shit, hmmm so looking forward to a big fat log pleasurably sliding through my anal sphincter. When I sit down I immediately start pissing hard. I treat you to a mega close up view of my anus, when I sit down however, I strain and only small hard pieces of shit slide out. One by one, slowly, you see my anus protrude and the hard little shits poking out. I experience an interesting mix of frustration and arousal. You see the pile of little poos in the toilet afterwards, promising a much bigger shit tomorrow…