All showered and fresh with all my neat clothing on, prepared for the big night out. At the last moment before goinf out I had to shit and piss SO bad!!! Running to the toilet I find it to be occupied to my despair. I pound the door and desperately beg for entrance of the toilet. It’s taking too long and to my great despair the warm piss starts trickling down my new tight pants. Defeated I hope to at least lay my dump in the toilet. No luck, the hard poops start poking out squishing between my ass and jeans. My pants are now full of piss and shit. Then I find out the toilet wasn’t even occupied! I take off my pants to see the damage, you see poop stuck on my ass and sexy panties and poop falling on the floor. Frustrated and getting uncontrollably horny by the shituation I start furiously masturbating until I orgasm hard. Then I take off my completely ruined jeans as you see the shit smeared over my buttcheeks. Better give everything a wash, including myself…