⚠️ WARNING AS OF 2024-11-19 – SHIPPING DELAYS DUE TO POSTAL STRIKE ⚠️
We are currently being affected by the postal strike. Please note that if you make an order, it will not be shipped until after the postal strike has ended. We are uncertain of when this will be, and we will be unable to provide a tracking number. Your order will essentially be placed in a queue to be completed once the strike has ended. If you have already ordered this product, it will be subject to delays. Please check your tracking link for updates.
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These soft, chocolate chip cookie sandwiches are filled with 100% creamy shit from yours truly!
Each order contains one Chocolate Shit Cookie Sandwich! (Note that vacuum sealing the cookie shit sandwiches compresses them–the ones in the photos are how they look before compression)
AVERAGE wait time before shipping is 3 weeks–I send you tracking once it’s shipped! 😊
Heads up loves, July/August are the riskiest times of the year for me to ship because high temps are more likely to cause spoilage during transit. If you already placed an order and want me to delay your shipment for cooler months let me know! Otherwise orders will be shipped according to regular wait times.
Purchases are shipped in the order they’re received and come with a FREE generic video on how I make cookies! USA/CANADA ONLY!
Following Files are included when you purchase:
- Video Length :
- 10:34s
- Resolution :
- 1920x1080
- File Format :
- mp4
- Video File Size :
- 537 MB
RobG (verified owner) –
I just took Mistress Rachelle’s chocolate shit cookie sandwich out of my refrigerator and let it warm up to room temperature, and did the same with a glass of Her first in the morning Pee.
I need to say “move over Chips Ahoy, you pale in comparison; the same with you Oreos your filling doesn’t in any way compare.”
I took one bit and realized how sweet and delicious Rachelle’s “filling” is that I took the cookie sandwich apart so I could eat the filling straight. This is the first time I had her scat raw ( I’m a first time customer, but who will repeat often, and had her Blueberry Butt Muffin earlier. Please read that review). Then I finished eating the cookies to make sure I ate every bit of Her poop. The pee was the perfect drink to wash the treat down with.