Oh man, yet again I’ve eaten way too much of these sugar free laxative candies. With one of those in my mouth, a lollipop, I get myself to the toilet quickly. My last fart was not a dry one, and there was more to come. I let you in on the shitshow. I bend over and spread my ass so you can help me check how badly I have shit myself. My tummy is rumbling and you see me clasping it and groaning as strong loud farts and sharts of diarrhea are spraying out. I’m enjoying my laxative lollipop in the meanwhile. I stand up in between to show you how dirty my asshole and the toilet are. Then I feel I need to shit more so I sit down and more sharts ensue. Finally I show you how badly the inside of this fancy toilet has been soiled. The diarrhea is everywhere. And what a smell, whoof. Let’s have some more candy!