β¨ Goodies come in a vacuum-sealed bag and discreet bubble mailer with frozen gel packs if appropriate.β¨
π¦ We ship using UPS and include a tracking number after shipment is deployed.
π« Shippables only offered to buyers in the contiguous USA! πΊπΈ
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π₯WE COMBINE SHIPPINGβ+$50 FLAT FEE FOR BELOW ITEMS:
π₯ STWINKIES: Twinkies w/ Sophiaβs delicious special filling: 1/$30, 2/$50, 5/$125.Β
π© Raw Poop: $100 per load.Β
π©²π© Full-Load Pooped Panties: $130 per pair (panties will be tightie-whitie French-cut style unless customer compensates for specific option).
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π ITEMS BELOW QUALIFY FOR FREE SHIPPING:
π©² Dirty Panties: $75 per pair (cum, skid marks, worn up to three days).
π§» UsedΒ Toilet Paper: $25 (several wipes on toilet squares).
π¦ Piss: $50 for 8-10 oz.
π§Spit: $45 for 5mL.
ποΈ Short clip accompanying shippable: +$50 additional.
π₯ Custom clips start at $100; please send DM.
ποΈ Current wait time: 2 weeks. Once payment is made, buyer is placed into priority queue.
Please keep in mind several things:
ππ» Patience, Payment, and Politeness get you to the top of the list.
π· Seller assumes no responsibility for any lost or late packages nor potential adverse reactions to ingestion.
β Seller will not change her diet based on customer preferences.
π©π© If buyer wants an extra-large load, he can buy TWO loads to guarantee desired size. YUM!