✨ Goodies come in a vacuum-sealed bag and discreet bubble mailer with frozen gel packs if appropriate.✨
📦 We ship using UPS and include a tracking number after shipment is deployed.
📫 Shippables only offered to buyers in the contiguous USA! 🇺🇸
🔥WE COMBINE SHIPPING—+$50 FLAT FEE FOR BELOW ITEMS:
🥖 STWINKIES: Twinkies w/ Sophia’s delicious special filling: 1/$30, 2/$50, 5/$125.
💩 Raw Poop: $100 per load.
🩲💩 Full-Load Pooped Panties: $130 per pair (panties will be tightie-whitie French-cut style unless customer compensates for specific option).
🆓 ITEMS BELOW QUALIFY FOR FREE SHIPPING:
🩲 Dirty Panties: $75 per pair (cum, skid marks, worn up to three days).
🧻 Used Toilet Paper: $25 (several wipes on toilet squares).
💦 Piss: $50 for 8-10 oz.
💧Spit: $45 for 5mL.
🎞️ Short clip accompanying shippable: +$50 additional.
🎥 Custom clips start at $100; please send DM.
🗓️ Current wait time: 2 weeks. Once payment is made, buyer is placed into priority queue.
Please keep in mind several things:
👍🏻 Patience, Payment, and Politeness get you to the top of the list.
😷 Seller assumes no responsibility for any lost or late packages nor potential adverse reactions to ingestion.
❌ Seller will not change her diet based on customer preferences.
💩💩 If buyer wants an extra-large load, he can buy TWO loads to guarantee desired size. YUM!