You’ve been a huge disappointment lately, slave. You think you can get away with doing a bad job? Don’t think I’ll go light on slaves who disobey me, worm. You’re tied under my throne for a reason–under my ass is right where you belong! And I am *awfully* gassy right now… so, let’s play a game, shall we? It’s called, “Lets See How Long You Survive” …. ??