We’ve been dating for a while now. Every time our sex is ridiculously hot and you’ve been having the orgasms of your life with me. It comes at a cost though, I’ve clogged your toilet so often and have been shitting my big logs on the most inconvenient of places around your house.

Today you’re in the bathroom, just finished showering and cleaning up. Then you hear me moaning and groaning from behind. You turn around and see me squirming. “I desperately need to shit!” tell you. You ask me if I’m okay cause my squirming and groaning looks really intense, though I tell you I’m actually really enjoying the sensations. However I’m not able to hold in my stinky gassy shit any longer. “Okay here’s the toilet” you say. I object cause the toilet is simply too boring. “Oh no Kitty’s way too horny again” you think to yourself, though you pray you can convince her to shit in the toilet anyway. After a long discussion I tell you with great urgency that really I can not shit into the toilet, I need to shit somewhere exciting. You are helplessly unable to stop me as I undress and hover my ass above your very recently cleaned sink. I relax my bloated bowels and push out an extremely stinky sticky pile of poop all in and over your sink. What a wonderful relief, it feels amazing! It’s a huge mess and I add stinky farts as your bathroom and whole house are saturating with the potent stink. I feel more poop in my bowels but I’m unable to release it right now. That means I will shit somewhere else very soon! I sniff my creation and comment on how strong it smells. I so love this! My asshole is incredibly dirty with the thick stinky sticky shit. I spread my amazing fat buttcheeks for you to show you up close. Then, with my dirty poopy butt still unwiped, I announce I will sit on your couch now. Helplessly you try to stop me but it’s already too late.