I haven’t shit for a while. I lost track of how long. I’m super constipated! It may have been 3 days. Finally I feel a serious urgency to visit the toilet. Yay! I sit down, expecting a delicious release. I feel my butthole stretching as my enormous firm poop turtleheads out. It feels SO good, I’m enjoying the orgasmic anal sensations.

However, my asshole keeps on stretching wider. And wider. And wider! OW, it hurts now!! I bite my teeth, whimpering as I try to fully relax and surrender. The constipation has made this log inhumanly thick and wide, as you can clearly see! When it finally is fully out, landing with a huge PLOP in the bowl, I feel so relieved! I half collapse to rest and catch my breath. Phew, it smells in here! When I feel back to Earth again, I look in the toilet bowl. WOW this is insanely thick! What’s up with my colon storing SO much shit!? Secretly I did get a masochistic kick out of it…