Ugh, I’m so gassy! Good thing all I wanna do right now is just lay around and be lazy! I toss and turn on my futon, blasting out gas attacks! Ugh it stinks, smells like eggs! By the end I feel like I farted my goddamn brains out (BONUS: last fart even has little shart flecks splattering my thigh at the end! I bet you’ll love that, you pervert!)