I was in a sacred ashram to learn the arts of yoga and meditation. Not exactly the place to make scat porn, you might say. Well, I don’t care. 😉 I actually really get off on the added naughtiness of it.

The diet in ashrams makes me SO gassy, cause there are SO much beans! And more beans, and more beans, endless beans… I end up ultra bloated in my classes and clench my butthole so hard to keep my noxious gas in. Now finally I return to my room and you get a front row seat for my huge incredibly relieving release!