“Gas Attack! So Embarrassing!” Do you like my cute new dress? It looks so innocent…Oh! Excuse me, I farted. Oh no, I just did it again! That really stinks, I’m so sorry! That’s so embarrassing…wait, you actually like it? Well…I guess you can watch then, and sniff along…though I am still kinda embarrassed…Oh god, what do you mean I sharted?? That’s even worse!