I’ve been saving up a huge load of something really valuable. I feel it’s ready to be stored, so I place the jar down. On hands and knees I hover my gorgeous big ass over the jar. I seductively shake my ass. Then the amazing mass of thick creamy shit appears. It stretches my asshole wide and it feels sooo good! It barely fits in the jar. I love it! Phew, so smelly though! Better close the jar and store it properly in the closet. What do you think I’m planning with this…?