As many of you know, I ship my shit-flavored, baked goods to many of my shit-loving fans.  Sometimes it’s brownies; sometimes it’s cookies.  Sometimes I just ship the shit in it’s raw form.  I’ll do anything for my fans.  But, as a baker, I think it’s important to sample my own baked items.

After baking a delicious set of shit-cookies for an adoring fan, I decided I needed to perform some routine quality control.  But, since I’m fancy, I wanted to make my cookie fancy too.  And what goes better with a shit-cookie?  Shit-frosting, of course!  Watch me fist my ass and pull some yummy shit out and frost my shit-cookie.  OMG it’s delicious.  I love licking the extra shit from the knife after I frost my cookie. 

Do you know what’s better than a shit-frosted shit-cookie?  A vomit-frosted Cris!  Do you enjoy when I shove my cute, little fingers down my throat until the thick vomit bubbles from my mouth and down my body?  Which do you like more, the shit-frosted cookie or the vomit-frosted chef?  Maybe you like both!

Bon appétit!

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