I’m in a crappy hotel and I see a pristine glass table. Of course I couldn’t help myself. I tell you to go sit under it and look up. I’m just so curious what it will look like if I completely let myself go on it… First I release my bladder. So much pee flows on, over and through the table right in your face. I’ve been holding my poop for this and it’s almost impossible to hold it in now. I tease myself with the counterpressure from the glass table, pressing my butthole into it as my bowels lose control. An ENORMOUS thick delicious smelly log slowly makes its way out. It looks and smells so amazing just laying there. I’m feeling cheeky so I sit on it and rub my asscheeks in it. It gets very messy very quickly, with my delicious thick warm fragrant shit spread everywhere. I enjoy all the sensations thoroughly. I proudly show you the huge thick slab of poop from all angles. I hadn’t thought of the cleanup, that’ll be a bitch… You sit as I make a half-assed attempt at cleaning the table. I give up quickly and walk out the door with my incredibly dirty poopy ass unwashed. I love being dirty!