Indian plumbing sucks. The toilet in my ashram room is clogged again and nothing I tried worked. Helplessly I try to flush again but the log from days ago just stays there. I’m super constipated and finally need to go. I can’t wait any longer. Very slowly and deliciously a thick clumpy boulder slides out of my butthole on top of my thick log that has clogged the toilet days before. I flush but of course it just stays in there.

Fast forward to the day after, when of course nothing changed and the toilet is still clogged. Even worse so. The smell is almost unbearable and it’s saturating every part of my room. I’m wondering if the yogis can smell the poop on me. So embarrassing. :'( Well I desperately have to go! I hover over the toilet, moaning and breathing as my butthole stretches to release an incredibly thick long firm log. It splashes hard in the toilet and stacks on the other shits. Phew what a relief! And what a stench, OMG! Desperately I try to flush. Doesn’t move. Again I flush, nothing… Helplessly I give up. I grind my ass in your face to comfort myself, then walk away to yoga class. Hopefully the problem will fix itself…