I’m chilling in bed, trying to relax in between yoga classes. The food in Indian yoga schools makes me SO gassy! Only, beans, beans and more beans! While trying to take a nap I’m plagued by a torrent of incredibly loud stinky farts. My own gas is keeping me awake! Even if it wouldn’t be for the noise, who would be able to sleep in such a continuous cloud of nasty smelly farts?

Then my farts seem to become more… solid!? Shit! I’m almost pooping in my bed! I run to the toilet and release an ENORMOUS thick long girthy log of poop. Wow, that smell is really pungent! No wonder my farts were so smelly all day long!