Fuck I need to poop so bad! And I’m so dang horny! The more I need to poop the hornier I get and the hornier I get the more I need to poop! It’s a vicious delicious cycle! I show off my hot body to you, seducing you with my bloated belly. I squirm as I cannot hold it in anymore. I hover over the toilet and a massive thick hard log pokes out, looking like a thick nasty brown shit tail. It’s really cute! It looks like a deer’s tail! When it’s out fully it makes a huge plop in the toilet. Phew the smell is so strong! I show you up close and we admire this incredible monster log together. Look, there are even bits of undigested food in there! I LOVE my logs!